New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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