Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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