Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
