At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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