hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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