Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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