Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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