How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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