i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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