i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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