I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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