you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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