Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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