Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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