He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
It's blow job season.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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