she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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