This house was built for laser tag.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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