I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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