Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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