hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it glows. i had to have it.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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