i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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