but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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