When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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