I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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