I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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