then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
