I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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