I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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