we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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