i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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