God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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