Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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