Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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