so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My ATM looks so different sober.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think my moral compass just broke
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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