We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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