Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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