we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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