Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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