note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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