Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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