Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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