Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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