He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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