Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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