Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm just crazy horny about you
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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