Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
well most of my day revolves around power hour
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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