You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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