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say what?
wanna hang out?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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