It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
