i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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