We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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