Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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