i just sold back the books i vomitted on
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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