I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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