your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
